Please distribute these appropriately. If you need Safety Patrol tips ask Martha. She was one in middle school. I can just see her with the little stop sign now.
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Tip #137 - Don't roll the cuffs of your sleeves under (1 time), that leads to not buckling your seat belts, which leads to people getting killed in combat(unnamed Sergeant Major). So rolled sleeves = soldiers getting killed?? Are you kidding me.
It's the same reasoning as hoof black = soring you horse.
I was a safety patrol too!
Ahhh.. safety patrol. The PERFECT place for bossy type A's to control other people, traffic and cars!!! I can say this b/c I AM that person... I admit. At least I'm not in denial anymore :)
Oh and I was so serious about staying at my post that I burned holes both my tennis shoes from hot pavement.
I wasn't type A, maybe bossy. They assigned me the last post. They were supposed to wave to me to let me know when to come back in. If I didn't have my watch, I was in trouble! But...I did get to talk to all the neighbors!
the principal really didn't like me being a safety patrol, but couldn't come up with anything to get me removed...it was a love-hate relationship (more on her side than mine)
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