Monday, November 14, 2005

Remains of the Day


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We shall name him Francisco. And he shall live in the woods and hunt cows for the rest of his days. And occasionally scare the living crud out of chili eaters and those who ride on hay bales. He shall open gates behind those who are pulled by a tractor and release the foul black beasts to stampede those who cannot run as fast so that he can steal their smores. Two will be chosen to defeat him. They must leave all weapons behind. There is only a small chance of success. Keep them in your thoughts. And if they aren't back by sun up...feed the smart one's horses for her.

4 comments:

Rachael said...

Mmmmm...nacho bell graaaaannnnde! I'd brave pretty much anything for one o' them. I understand Hannah how it feels to play second fiddle...well...actually I don't. I've always been a hero.

Anonymous said...

Hero? There goes Rachael with here "manly" side talking again. I believe she meant to say "heroine" (and, no, it's not the stuff you snort).

By the way, both of you are rocket scientist genius types for wandering around pasture-paddy land in the dark, not knowing what you're going to step into next. Now there's some hungry women for ya...

Carroll said...

Silly! You don't snort heroin...you inject it. Wait...I'd better stop before people think I'm a drug addict. Anybody got any Vicodin?

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