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I thought I would let all of ya'll know that the new Enya cd is out today. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Ahh, I have to leave work and run right out and buy one!!" Even though this is a good idea it might cause you to get fired. And do you want to tell all your friends that you got fired because of Enya? Not so much. So, just go on Amazon and order your little cd there. You know you want to. You know that when you're alone and no one is watching you pop in that Enya cd and hum along. Quit denying it. And if you don't, you better hope I don't draw your name for buying a Christmas present. You'll treasure that Enya gift box set for the rest of your life. If I don't draw your name, consider yourself luck. Really stinkin' lucky. Ok, later. I have to go order my cd now.
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Alright, this has gone far enough. Someone needs to talk to Ms. Fake Animal Killer about her Enya idolatry.
As if it isn't bad enough, she's trying to indoctrinate those of us with normal, healthy minds who've had enough of Enya and Yanni and all the rest of that new age drivel.
Help, Mrs. PETA, we need you!!!
Ah yes. Enya and Yanni. I might have to secretly pipe some through to the nursery so when the babies grow up they'll have some mysterious attraction to the bliss of New Age music.
-I'll call the electrician today....
Cheer up...if you get me an Enya cd for Christmas...I may just shoot myself in the head. Then you can inherit mine, thus saving you from having to buy one for yourself.
Everybody sing it with me now:
"Whoooo can saay when the sheenaayay, when the oooodaataay, only tiime..." You know you do it in your car all alone, even though you don't know the words either. Seriously, who writes Enya's lyrics? Are they even English? I think Enya is probably an evil elf secretly brainwashing all of us so she can take over the world with Legolas.
You'll never believe this...but some of the lyrics ARE ACTUALLY English. Some aren't. But, how would you ever know. I've always enjoyed (not really) Martha's versions of Enya songs. Entirely made up lyrics with words that don't even begin to make sense. You've heard them J. Something like "Hallyhoopsay..."
Isn't the point of drawing someone's name getting them a gift they would enjoy? Not that Enya wouldn't...ummm...hmmm...be a great choice for anybody... cough, cough.
I am NOT endorsing ENYA as a happy pet healthy choice of Christmas Present for your beloved animals this year. In fact, tests have shown that when animals are left alone with ENYA music playing, suicide rates skyrocket. So... friends... love your pets. Don't give ENYA this year. GAG-- 'alleyoopsa, alleyoopsa, aleyooooopsa!!" LOVE, MRS. PETA
stop the madness!!!!!
I try to bring a little culture to "Hickville" and this is what I get. When I'm mayjor I'm gonna put up giant speakers and blast it 24-7.
Thank you, oh, thank you, Mrs. PETA for setting the record straight! The poor animals, how they suffer so when their owners subject them to such new age Irish lyrics and crooning. I guess the animals are much smarter in some respects...
Now, for our other animal news, check out Mohler's commentary on what PETA says about eating turkey not to mention how killing of wild animals leads to killing of domestic animals!!! So funny it's sad...
PETA Wants You to Say 'No Thanks' to Turkey
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