To all of you who didn't believe that one day I would hook up with a superstar check this out. Aren't we just perfect together!? Yes, I know you might think I look just a little out of place.....uh....kind of like it's my profile picture of me hugging the tree and that I was cut and pasted in here. But that's just you being jealous that I snagged me such a famous pretty boy. And, just in case it doesn't work out between us, I can always marry Sean Bean. I think he's still available.? Anyways, thanks Hannah, I mean Harold, for making it all possible.
Sigh,
"We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."
-Will Rogers
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will rogers is the man.
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What hotties! Do ya'll have siblings?
My Dearest Rachael,
I will always remember the times that we had together. However, I sadly must inform you that I have left you for a cute little blonde with green eyes. I belive that you are more suited for the likes of David Thewlis and I will be more than happy to introduce the two of you.
Sincerely,
Jude
Dear Harold,
Nice attempt to steal my man...and as I recall, you are the one with all the David Thewlis photos! So, in the words of a famous person...
"Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own"
luv,
Rachael stay away from my man Law.
Dearest Rachael,
It saddens me that you would think I was some person named Harold,
although I am sure that this Harold person is probably the most attractive and wonderful person in the world. I am not sure how I can make it clear to you that our relationship is over. I detest you and your Taco Bell obsession!! Please stop sending me love letters and quit calling my answering machine and leaving stalker messages.
Mr. and Mrs. Jude Law
Harold,
Well, if ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas!
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