Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Midnight Posting

This picture is what happens when you post in the middle of the night, you're tired, you just ate too much ruining your diet, and you just had to kick Lottie out of the house. I just got back from helping sort clothes at a thrift store for low income people. It took 2 hours out of my life. It should take more. I'm planning to go back very soon. I'm now on my 987th day of poison ivy. Predasone didn't work....it's now worse. A reward is being offered to anyone who can cure me.

Quote of the Day: :"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." -Milton Berle

17 comments:

Olive Wild said...

Tea tree (aka Melaleuca) oil directly on it several times a day until it's gone.
But, you must also eliminate all sugar from your diet and quit eating at those, so called, fast food joints. (It may be fast, but it's never food.)
A basic cleansing product from Whole Foods will also help.
I know... The truth hurts!

Wandering Family said...

As a (former) medical professional, I prescribe one order of Nacho Bell Grande or Santa Fe Nachos every day for the next week.

It might not help the poison ivy, but you'll be so happy you won't care. I mean really, what are the odds of you going with Joy's suggestion? Exactly.

Carroll said...

Puh-leeeze. It's pretty much impossible to give up sugar and fast food. Well...I could probably give up fast food...but I draw the line at sugar!

Rachael said...

I'd rather eat fast food than sugar. I also just came back from the doctor. 20 days of steroids.

Carroll said...

watch out for the 'roid rage...

Olive Wild said...

Jerry says, "Keep it covered with RAW honey and a bandage! It fixed mine in a couple of days." We'll bring you some.

Richpo the Unmagnificent said...

20 days?! You may get rid of the ivy but you'll also get rid of your kidneys! How does renal failure and dialysis sound to ya? Of course I'm sure that Carroll or Hannah would be glad to donate one of theirs if you are considered donor-worthy.

Richpo

P.S. I'd advise you to go with the honey remedy as well. I've always said that your disposition could use a little ... Ah, nah. I decided against finishing that thought at this particular time.

Lydia said...

Thank you SO much for your help last night, Rach! It's hard to work and sweat when you are covered in itchy, burning, red poison ivy- but you did it!

Anonymous said...

I know someone who once had roids -it wasn't pretty. You can shrink them with Prep. H.

Anonymous said...

I suggest using Prednisone...it works much better than Predasone.

Anonymous said...

I found cure. I get reward? Reward be you? I rub cure all over you body. Ancient Chinese secret. I tell you cure after I get green card.

Wandering Family said...

In the inimitable style of Hannah:

"Here's the line. And there goes anonymous, racing across it without looking back!"

Carroll said...

I've got a dollar that says Hannah IS anonymous...

Lydia said...

I'm with Carroll.

Anonymous said...

I am NOT anonymous you weirdos!!!! quit saying that. Rachael why don't you just delete it?

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