Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Back to the Grind

I would post a beautiful beach picture but I don't have one. I cried yesterday at work. Not because it was hard. But, just because my desk looked messy. I need a holiday.

Top ten things learned at the beach:

10) Don't let ANYONE put suntan lotion on you (you will get mocked publically).

9) If you are drowning make sure Hannah is wearing her red suit...otherwise she can't save you.

8) Never let anyone who's name ends in "achael" see you fall out of a chair.

7) Don't have children...have nephews. That way 3am feedings are someone elses problem.

6) Floats are fun in the water and are not to be slept on.

5) Cranium causes church splits.

4) If you wrestle with Rachael she'll put you on the ground.

3) If you wrestle with Hannah you'll rebreak her arm.

The last two are up to ya'll because I'm too tired to care.


aaaaaand a good time was had by most.

7 comments:

Carroll said...

2) You have to peel the foil off the lasagna, then lightly place it back over the dish or the cheese will burn.

1) Even if you give your builder an extra 3 weeks to finish things up, your house STILL won't be finished when you get back from vacation.

Lydia said...

2) If you take snorkel gear, expect to have a dorky picture taken of you.
1) Stupidity is NOT to be tolerated.

Richpo the Unmagnificent said...

2) Learn that "publically" is not in the dictionary.

1) Bad spelling is NOT to be tolerated (in any way, shape or form ;-).

Wandering Family said...

I don't have any quotes, but is Noah really still getting up at 3 am??!! I thought he had morphed into "happy baby?"

Maybe it was just the beach, hopefully.

babyarnie said...

J, Noah gets up every 4 hours still for a 6 oz bottle. :) And he's very happy about it!

Lydia said...

Noah isn't alone. My boys STILL get up at 2 and 3am occasionally. Well, not to eat- they just want to play.

83rocketscientist said...

2) Wait for the coals to turn grey before putting the meat on the grill!

1) Noah loves sprite!